I only drink this stuff when someone’s around to read my cup. Otherwise it’s just not worth my sanity.
#getting strangers involved in my strangeness
|Me:||*hands store cashier two different pairs of shoes*
|Me:||I'm gonna turn around and hold my hands out behind my back and you're going to place one of these pairs in my hands, ok? *turns around*
|Friend:||What are you doing? Jesus, she's doing it again.
|Cashier:||I'm not sure what to do here.
|Me:||Quick, my hands are getting tired!
|Friend:||*to cashier* Sorry, she's just like that.
|Me:||*eats raw dairy and butter*
|Me:||*Consumes pasteurized milk in fancy latte*
|Body:||MUST EJECT THIS FOUL POISON!!! DEATH UNTO THOU!!!!!
Mastering a position and feeling like the ultimate lover.
Long, warm hugs
Rain on windows
Finding something you adore at thrift shops
Rabbits cleaning themselves
Listening to elderly people’s stories
The smell of old books
Deep thoughts on long walks
I adore all of these things
#this actually happened today
|Person:||For the past couple of months, I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about all the issues I have with your personality. But in every scenario I could think of, I realized you wouldn't give a shit about what I have to say.
"Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself."