The Lady Apricot

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I only drink this stuff when someone’s around to read my cup. Otherwise it’s just not worth my sanity.

I only drink this stuff when someone’s around to read my cup. Otherwise it’s just not worth my sanity.

(via llereurol)

— 16 hours ago with 5 notes
Me:*hands store cashier two different pairs of shoes*
Me:I'm gonna turn around and hold my hands out behind my back and you're going to place one of these pairs in my hands, ok? *turns around*
Cashier:Uhhhh
Friend:What are you doing? Jesus, she's doing it again.
Cashier:I'm not sure what to do here.
Me:Quick, my hands are getting tired!
Friend:*to cashier* Sorry, she's just like that.
— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#moi  #personal  #my day  #conversations  #getting strangers involved in my strangeness 
Me:*eats raw dairy and butter*
Body:Feelin' gr8!
Me:*Consumes pasteurized milk in fancy latte*
Body:MUST EJECT THIS FOUL POISON!!! DEATH UNTO THOU!!!!!
— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#moi  #personal 

positivemotivation:

Origa - Inner Unniverse

Ghost in a Shell!

— 2 days ago with 4 notes

Alan Lee - Minas Tirith

(Source: steerpike, via heathenwoods)

— 2 days ago with 1272 notes
ghastly:

omg stop it

Usually, I don’t give a single shit about nail art but this is… so amazing.

ghastly:

omg stop it

Usually, I don’t give a single shit about nail art but this is… so amazing.

(Source: tenderandcruel, via batwithbutterflywings)

— 3 days ago with 59005 notes

How to: High five like a pro in 8 seconds.

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#moi  #personal  #dorks 

Mastering a position and feeling like the ultimate lover. 

— 4 days ago
#tmi  #personal 
Lovely things

willowbambi:

Tea
Long, warm hugs
Misty forests
Pumpkin soup
Rain on windows
Finding something you adore at thrift shops
Kind people
Cheeky smiles
Rabbits cleaning themselves
Listening to elderly people’s stories
The smell of old books
Fireplaces
Eating healthy
Deep thoughts on long walks

I adore all of these things

— 5 days ago with 291 notes
Person:For the past couple of months, I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about all the issues I have with your personality. But in every scenario I could think of, I realized you wouldn't give a shit about what I have to say.
Me:That's true.
— 5 days ago with 3 notes
#moi  #personal  #lawl  #this actually happened today 
I can’t stop laughing omg

I can’t stop laughing omg

(Source: yodiscrepo, via epic-humor)

— 5 days ago with 78179 notes
"Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself."
Siddhārtha Gautama (via lifeof-ty)

(via non-volerli-vittime)

— 5 days ago with 1346 notes