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How to end a potential argument with a vicious idiot:

Vicious idiot: That was literally, like, the rooodest thing you’ve ever fucken said. Like, fucken evar. 

Me: That was a rude thing that I just said, yes.

Vicious idiot: ((SHE AGREED WITH ME?!??)) ((*DOES NOT COMPUTE*)) ((SHE RILLY DUN WANNA FIGHT DOH?!?)) ((**BRAIN ASPLODE**))

— 10 hours ago with 2 notes
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chotai:

theladyapricot:

One day (soon), I will conquer you. In the mean time, I have to remind myself to live in the now and appreciate being able to do what I can in this moment. 

Omg i am obsessed with chaturangas and they have done amazing things for my arms (esp my triceps). You should be doing them on your knees as a beginner, making sure to keep your waistline (i.e. your abs, not ur butt) lifted and your shoulders lifted. And press your fingers down hard on the floor! And do reps until you get stronger! 
People always have trouble lifting their waistline (instead of their butt) and my teacher, who has a thick mexican accent, will say “daz yoor butt. daz yoor butt.” 

Yay! Will do. (Also mernumem @ dasatu-it asatse)

chotai:

theladyapricot:

One day (soon), I will conquer you. In the mean time, I have to remind myself to live in the now and appreciate being able to do what I can in this moment. 

Omg i am obsessed with chaturangas and they have done amazing things for my arms (esp my triceps). You should be doing them on your knees as a beginner, making sure to keep your waistline (i.e. your abs, not ur butt) lifted and your shoulders lifted. And press your fingers down hard on the floor! And do reps until you get stronger! 

People always have trouble lifting their waistline (instead of their butt) and my teacher, who has a thick mexican accent, will say “daz yoor butt. daz yoor butt.” 

Yay! Will do. (Also mernumem @ dasatu-it asatse)

(Source: yogafools)

— 2 days ago with 57 notes

salligaattori:

do you ever stop for a moment and think what a dork mamoru is…

(via sailorfailures)

— 2 days ago with 5466 notes
hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

Zoh ma gosh

hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

Zoh ma gosh

— 2 days ago with 61684 notes
wanderthewood:

The Wave at Coyote Buttes, Utah  by Joh nny1

wanderthewood:

The Wave at Coyote Buttes, Utah  by Joh nny1

(via birdmad-girll)

— 2 days ago with 529 notes
One day (soon), I will conquer you. In the mean time, I have to remind myself to live in the now and appreciate being able to do what I can in this moment. 

One day (soon), I will conquer you. In the mean time, I have to remind myself to live in the now and appreciate being able to do what I can in this moment. 

(Source: yogafools, via no1967)

— 2 days ago with 57 notes
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I am so sorry that she got chemo. I hope she is okay <3 :’c.

Me, too. At one point the doctors told us that she wasn’t going to make it, and then insisted that she get even more chemo… WTF, dude! They were trying to squeeze her insurance policy for all its worth. 

She’s going to die anyway, so let’s make as much money as we can or else it’ll all go to waste.

On a side note, she was diagnosed with breast cancer 7 years ago, around the time I had just met her. She said wasn’t ready to hear about alternative therapies back then, but now she is… Although it might be too late. =/

— 2 days ago with 4 notes

I’m hosting my brother’s corgi until Monday. I was originally going to stay at his house while he was away (camping at the giant sequoia forest), but the fiance insisted that I bring him over so I can cook/care for his aunt (who is recovering from radiation therapy post-cancer at our house), and also watch over his niece, who is visiting from Kentucky. I’m trying to keep him in our room and only bring him out into the rest of the house and garden after I’ve checked that the cats are busy in another room. He’s been good so far.

— 2 days ago with 3 notes
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Ever since I’ve been doing yoga for the past month, I’ve been able to do the monkey bars again (!!!) This is a huge achievement. I haven’t been able to do the monkey bars since before high school.

— 2 days ago with 4 notes
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